JenEllen, thanks for pointing out my error...should read MOST OF MY ORIGINAL TEETH (a pitiful attempt at humor), lost a few but implants took care of that.
brucie and auntie artemis, sounds like you two are trapped in the wrong body. Perhaps you should trade each other your personal equiptment.
NicoleC...don't be concerned, stay on the porch, your comments ruled you out. Since this offer will be worth $200,000.00 and more per year to the lady that I select, I will set all the ground rules and my demands will be met. And I WILL find just the right person. When I settle on the right person, EVERYTHING will be discussed and agreed upon before final papers and waivers are drawn and signed. Perhaps I made a mistake in posting this offer here. I thought Catters were a sophisticated lot...am I wrong?