If this ain't some joke,
I feel sorry for the bloke.

Arrogantly advertising for a whore on Christmas day. What a looser, a real self-made man! My guess is that his attitude came before his loneliness, if ya know what I mean. Besides, if he's as rich as he pretends, he should use his money for less selfish ends. I heard of a toy drive which fell short in the 9-12 age bracket, and a food bank which was getting low this season...

Now, if it is a joke, which one of us started it? Wish I'd thought of it first!

Love, honour, obey, and LMAO.

Peace, and Merry Christmas, Mooh.