Mooh, if your toy drives are bust and the food bank is low, why not kindly ask your president to loan you a little Eye-rack money to boost these saggers. But, HEY, what does this have to do with ol' gadabout's dilema.

cereal killer? have you heard about these new cereals???

Whore-E-Os?    they don't snap or crackle or pop, they just lay there.

Queer-E-Os?    eat them before they eat you.

Pros-Ti-Tuties? "box" cost $500.00.