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FRY! BASTARD! FRY! For the dastardly things you've done
But before you die We should all have some good ole fun
We should strip and whip you And beat you into a bloody mess
Then what I think we should do And happily, I must confess
We'll let you suffer for awhile Before we begin to castrate you
We'll sit back, relax and smile And think of what else we can do
And when it is all over and done We could all enjoy a good ole egg fry
I would love to participate in all of this I don't find it at all that unusually cruel
Sadly though, it is something I will miss I'll be teaching 'forgiveness' at bible school

Reverend Lester P. Tibble