Little Hawk considers this to be one of the funniest threads.

I think that it's about the saddest.

On the assumption that the initial message was genuine, I can only feel sorry for 'gadabout'

Unable to find love, he thinks that he can use his money to approximate it (whilst misunderstandind the difference between sex and love).

Gadabout, how about finding a girl that you like, and who doesn't care about money?