Oooo...yeah. Scarlet Ribbons is just downright awful.

For a shockingly bad recording, listen to Big Daddy Malone doing "The Big Rock Candy Mountain". He later recorded under the psuedonym Burl Ives, and the original Big Daddy Malone stuff can only be had on some very rare bootlegs. Listening to it at all can cause temporary amnesia or madness. :-)