Dear GUEST: If you do need help, say so. If not, say that, too. Merry Christmas to you. From one of the regulars.

GUEST 2: You don't really have the ability to threaten anything. If you have issues or don't feel part of the 'elite' team of 'catters, try being nice and give people a name you can be called by. The folks I've met here are wonderful people, and I don't give a rat's ass what kind of spin you put on that. Merry Christmas to you, too.

To you 'elite' 'catters: Thank you for the opportunity to be part of the group. Just think, a few months ago I was just a simple, ordinary, average, everyday saviour of the world's destiny, and now, I'm in the elite. Go figure. Merry Christmas to all of you.