1) I will never serve drinks to 3 maidens from the Isle of Wight without them paying for them first.
2) If I get to a wide river, then I'll catch a ferry and not wait for somebody to build me a boat.
3) I'm not going to lean bck on any trees, as the bend and break too often
4) I'm not going to change my name to 'John Barleycorn' - it's too bloody dangerous.