'Midnight at the Oasis' by Maria Muldaur (mule deer!)

Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed...

With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him
Jump at his beck and call

I'll be your belly dancer, [romancer]
And you can be my sheik

And the bestiality line;

And you won't need no camel, oh no
When I take you for a ride

Heaven's holding a half moon {the song deserves a full moon, IYKWIM}

Oh why did I open this thread. Maria's shrieking voice reverberates throughout my head, bouncing around like the violent winds off the sand dunes.....