if he's truly a cereal killer, we need to get one of those Profilers, to examine his ad & determine whether he's a dangerous flake, and what variety.

a profiler can read his ad and suss him out. for example, he claims an association with Tom Paxton, Tom Rush, Joni Mitchell, Judy Collins, etc. obviously living in the past, weak, needing to associate himself with big names, delusions of granola.

Claims he has a "The Grammer Guitar", mid-60's, a 1975 Martin D35, a 1999 Guild D40, and my favorite, a 1975 Guild D50." (guitars being a curved and female form) Obviously had a dominant mother figure, and in buying older classic guitars is seeking to subliminally control her, even emulate her, so could be a miso -genist (Japanese form of cereal based on soy products). Has obviously spent time in Japan.

Plays a two finger and thumb picking style - has poor table manners, possibly leading to his cereal obsession.

Only reveals quirks at later interviews - obviously plans to "soften"
his victim prior to revealing his secret needs. May prefer to soak his muesli prior to ingestion.

Solution: dangerous flake,delusions of granola, dominant mother, has pent time in Japan, poor table manners and eats Bircher muesli. Anyone you know?

fred