Hae ye no received pressie part one yet?

Pressie part 2 will be goin' out in the post tomorra, wi' a bunch o' clues about ma secret identity.

I'm sorry, lass, bu' I could find neither shaped singin' nor regional recordings, sae you'll just hafta make due wi' wha' I send ye. 'Tis a benighted region I live in, it is.