Jack:
Your One-tagaloosta song is another example of how our ears can play tricks on us. The crazy thing's in Spanish.... Cuanta le gusta - How much do you want.

Speaking of Tom Lehrer, has anyone heard his song about a priest who went skinny-dipping? Two young ladies came along, and all he could reach to hide behind was a hat. All I can remember is the last of the last verse:

Tho' he let go the hat, yet the hat didn't fall...
A blessed miracle!