Dear John MacKenzie FNAG!

Is my sartorial elegance so widely known on the 'Cat. I had even received some new combat trousers as my Christmas gift from the Good Lady McMoo and was going to give my newer brown nubuck DMs an outing!

I hope we shall meet soon and wish you and all the attendees an excellent Portastock II. If a III is planned, I will definitely be over for that.

Dear Andreas,

You are quite right of course but the combined ranks of the female Clan McMoo members have me outvoted on this occasion I'm afraid!

Peace

moo