Well, some crackpot dropped the crackpipe into the crockpot. So our local leprechaun valiantly donned goggles, dived in, and fished it out. He then busted the crackpot and confiscated the crockpot for evidence.

But he slipped the crackpipe into his pocket and kept it. He's going to drill holes in the stem and use it as an Irish whistle.

Any more questions???