I see a red door and I want to paint it black!
No colours.... etc

Must track down the words and chords for that sometime...

BTW, the BBC have Monty Python - most Goon lovers can cope with them (but many americans could not!) - they put out LP's - probably CD's now available.

BBC also has lots of other humourous spoken word stuff - see a local agent that carries their stuff or go to their website - I think it's something like BBC.co.uk

Look for My Word, My Music is quite good too - Hancock's Half Hour - he suffered terribly from depression, and could make his stage displayed depression hysterically funny... lots of others I can't remember. The stuff from the 1950-60's was quite good.

also monologues.co.uk I think - has lots of humourous monologes - many classics - look for the female ones.

Robin