Because we are fellow founding and Senior partners in the firm of Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan, Layabouts at Large and For Hire, El Swanno (he of the half Gorilla suit and flaming arsehole but not to be confused with my wannabe paramour known as Koko) sent it to me a few days ago. Unfortunately I did have a mouth full of Diet Coke so I now have redecorated the desktop. Funny shit. But Swanno, Spaw does have multiple tunable sphincters.....

Mick