or....

Candidate A:

Alcoholic
Convicted drunk driver
Convicted theft of public property
Went AWOL while in the National Gueard
Suspected of using illegal drugs, didn't deny
Sold stock in own Corppartion before announcing it's ill-health
CEO of bankrupt corporation
Lies to constituents
Awarded contracts to friends without open bidding
Resopnsible for deaths of ten upon thousands Iraqis
Election Fraud suspect

or...

Candidate B,

Author of book about Global Warming
Former Senator
Former Vice Presdient
Formed student of Theology
Former Professor




Take a guess on who is whom.... 'er is it whom is who?

Bobert