I was only talking to Skip yesterday about bringing some Barton-without-hyphens eclat to the Gringley without hyphens on the hill or Walkeringham or Misterton. I have sharpened up my bassoon and have strapped it to me bike. Skip has polished his nuts in readiness.

Gringley here we come, then.

Down the M180 to J2, head towards Gainsborough on the A161 untill yer nose starts to bleed. Turn right at Misterton Church and follow the road to Gringley.