Five thousand years ago, Moses said "Hitch up your camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass and I will lead you to the promised land.

Five thousand years later, Franklin Roosevelt said "Light up a camel, lay down your shovel, sit on your ass. This is the promised land!"

If you elect a Democrat he will lay off your camel, tax your shovel, kick your ass and tell you there is no promised land."