It went to a planet we never frequent
when landed we found the antenna was bent
we gave it a call, but answer came nay
our million pound Beagle is dead as the clay

and its so quiet Beagle
on the Red Planet Mars
I think that the Beagle
Is a right load of Arse

so Next time your easy with 10 million pounds
come to Mudcat Tavern and buy a few rounds
we'll help you soft land with your ariel un-bent
and know you will think that your moneys well spent