Old man goes for routine physical, and the doctor pronounces him in good form. Old man attributes it to his closeness to God. He tells the Dr. that at night when he has to pee, God turns the light on for him. When he's finished, God turns the light out for him.

The Dr. is afraid the man may be delusional, so he calls the man's wife explaining about the light going on & off. The wife says,"Oh Boy, he's peeing in the refrigerator again."