My apologies if this is a repeat:

Happy New Year! A little bit of inspiration for women.

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her book. Along came a game warden in his boat.

He pulled up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, thinking to herself. "Isn't it obvious?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", he said and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.