Well, here's going back to the original parody. This is the last verse, and someone else needs to fill in the scandalous things that preceded it:

I'll upload to NASA, confess what I've done,
And pray that they'll pardon their prodigal son;
And if they reformate my hardrive as they've done before,
I never will be a wild rover no more...

In other words, the flesh was weak but the Spirit was willing!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble