Sir Rapaire:

For consistency above and beyond the tolerance of normal sanity in the evasion of response, the alteration of topic, the twisting of trails and the avoidance of confession; for demonstrating High Merit in the Perpetuation of Non-Closure by Shifting Unrelenting and Alterations Without Cess; you are hereby awarded the Mudcat's First Award:

The Fudge Quibble

for services Above and Beyond the Call of BS.

We are all very proud of you. Congratulations!!

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