Tis is a great thread so I'll throw in a couple of verses
       Sandy


I am a Mars rover, with gizmos and gears
Cameras for eyeballs, antennae for ears
I'm destined forever this planet to roam
For NASA has said I can never come home
               
And it's no, nay never ; no, nay never no more
Shall return the mars rover, no never no more

But they're sending my girlfriend to help me explore
This red world named after the dark god of war
And when I find her, we'll then copulate
And this planet with robots we'll soon populate

And it's no, nay never ; no, nay never no more
Will this rover be lonely, no never no more