"He's much too young to have earned that decor his oen self!!"

Hah! According to the Profiles, I'm older than you are, Amos. And I'm older than Bee-Dubya-Ell, too. And from the photos I've seen, older than Khandu hisself! Y'all are just l'il ole kiddies compared to me! Why, they even wrote two songs about me!

Besides, the FQ isn't around my next any more. I got hungry last night and ate it, washed down with a quart of 16-year-old single malt Irish whiskey.