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Thread #65914   Message #1090347
Posted By: GUEST,Johnny in OKC
11-Jan-04 - 01:23 AM
Thread Name: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
Bee-dubya-ell: Thanks very much for the tip.
I have followed all the steps to stop the Messenger.
Here's hoping!

Okay, here's a Hilton joke that is SUPPOSED to be a true story.

On the opening day of the Statler Hilton in NYC, they had
a nationwide radio hook-up for the big event. All the big
shots were there, including of course Conrad Hilton.

All the politicians and moviestars had their say. Fiorello
LaGuardia proclaimed that it was a great step forward for
New York.   F.D.R. said how proud it made him to have a
five-star hotel in America.

Finally, the radio announcer invited Mr. Hilton to speak.
"Have you anything to say to Mr. and Mrs. America?"

"Indeed I have. Ladies and gentlemen, PLEASE,
keep the shower curtains on the inside!"


JOHNNY in OKC