I received this in my email today. I didn't read the message, but I assume that I can obtain the essence thereof from MOABites.

"stick plaster and see ur pe,nis grow longer defiant brangle"

Why would I want a longer defiant brangle on my penis? Why would I want a brangle at all, much less a longer defiant one? What sort of plaster should I stick, and where should I stick it? And where can I find or see this ur-penis?

Can anyone provide answers or at least some bad advice?