in a different direction, i like the songs that fool you:

Sherry, she had big ones
Sally had some, too
Alison had little ones
What hate to go to school

And I make my bed
Where I lay my head
And I wish I heard what she just said...

-Lyle Lovett

hey, does anyone know the words to "stan long", the touching ballad of a man with two penises? it was a yearly standard at the minnesota science fiction convention's song-circles.