To the tune of "I shall be released."

They say all donuts are the same
They say no aliens are here
But I've a story to relate
'Twas at the Krispy Kreme last year

I saw a bright light shining
From the west unto the east
I saw aliens arriving
Strange and knobby little beasts

They said chocolate-covered creme-filled
Are the donuts we desire
And you will to please provide them
Or you will deserve our ire

I saw a bright light shining...

They hung their knobs all 'round with donuts
Then began to moan and sway
But when they commenced to shudder
I had to turn my eyes away

I saw a bright light shining...



More verses involving bagels, hamsters, alien-human love-affairs, abductions, and stunrays are required - then maybe it could end with something along the lines of how detouring two whole light years might be thought by some extreme, but aliens would travel even farther for the love of Krispy Kremes.

I pass the baton.


I pass the baton...