My ampersand is missing,
My commas`done a bunk,
My full stop has been stolen,
My colons` on the run.

I think my hyphens` hiding,
My brackets` flown away,
My semi-colon went on strike,
My hash checked out today.

My question mark has straightened,
My pound signs` on the blink,
Stuff this damned computer,
I`ll go back to pen and ink.

Copyright 2004
johnh.hills @virgin net