I understand Little Hawk's point. But "...get his ass shot off..." was the appropriate thing to say because it provided Little Hawk with a "straight line" to use in creating another post to push us closer to M2K. In other words, it gave Little Hawk an opportunity to be a smart ass. And I don't mean that in a negative way at all. On some level, isn't that what the MOAB actually is? A smart-ass convention? In fact, isn't that what most BS is? Aren't we all guilty of picking apart each other's posts looking for fodder for our own posts? Don't we revel in misplaced modifiers, spelling errors and omissions? Don't we love to cruelly subject the makers of mistakes to public humiliation until they squirm like earthworms on hot sidewalks? Are we not, in a sense, the biggest assholes in the known friggin' Universe?

Dammit, boys, there he goes again! Fucker's really goin' off the deep end this time. Who's got the tranquilizer gun? Whattaya mean ya left it at the clinic? Jesus H. Christ! Well then get the nets and straightjackets. We'll have to do it the old-fashioned way. Aw, shit! Hurry he's gettin' away! Down there! By the creek. Aw, nevermind! He's outfoxed us again. I swear I'm gonna kick some ass!

Heeyuck! Heeyuck! You little purple-talkin' bastards'll never catch me!