Look, Eddie, you gotta get help. I am serious here, eh? If your pickle can't fly, like, get help now, buddy! How old are you Eddie? Have you got a insignificant other to, like, help you out with this problem?
If my pickle couldn't fly, man, I would be in a panic, lemme tell ya. Mine flies every time the eagle screeches. No boast, man...just the truth.