Drinking myself drunk while trying to learn how to play a fiddle. A damned impossible instrument!! What devilish mind conjured the idea to create an instrument (of music or torture?) without frets that must be bowed to make a sound?? & held in such a way that it is difficult to see where to place the fingers, while tiring out the arms & neck?

& the terrible sounds one makes while trying to figure this maniacal device out!

Oh, the horror, the horror. . .