Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in Ontario, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it into the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
   A reporter, who was driving by, sees the incident, pulls over, and rushes across the ice to interview the boy.
   "Young Toronto Maple Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
   "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied.
   "Sorry. I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again.
   "Little Ottawa Senators Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
   "I'm not a Senators fan either," the boy said.
   "Well, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
   "The Montreal Canadiens," the kid said.
   The reporter rips out the old sheet from his notebook and writes on a new page:
   "Little French Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet!"