I reckon if we get Tony to do The Music Man, those Beefeating chappies will get so carried away on the Jerusalem bit we can sneak you out of there before they notice you've gone.

Otherwise we'll have to call in the Bodrhan and Tipple Heavy Brigade, with the Melodeon Light Infantry and Cecil Sharpe's Stormtroopers and no-one wants that much bloodshed......except possibly Pixie, she likes bloodshed.