Is Krispy Kreme at a Do nut or a Don't nut?
How do you really know that the above alleged allegations are true? Did Elvis tell you? I only accept facts pertaining to aliens if Elvis tells me it's true.
    By the by, It just so happens that Elvis, Captain Kirk & I had just beamed into a Krispy Kreme shop, when--wouldn't you know it! Those pesky little green whatzits popped in outta nowhere & since we left our phasers on the Enterprise, we managed to fend them off by tossing donuts-or don't nuts--at them. We took one prisoner, a whatzit by the name of Giok, & whaddya know--?! All of a sudden he says his real name is John somethingorother, & he works for the Dept. of Homeland Security as an Undercover Alien Agent! Ya couldda knocked me over with a phaser set on light stun!
    So, Giok--I mean John, how does it feel to be free of all of that slimey green crud you were wearing all over your tentacles? Uh, are those real tentacles, or what?!