I'm not sure what connection I was trying to make above. I think it's kind of like car alarms. If you have a car alarm, you might ask yourself: Why?

   And what kind of person are you, that you host such a noisy ugly and utterly useless piece of crap?

Shaving pits is something one might like to do, or like the look of, without bothering anyone. But why do some people go off like car alarms if some women don't? What kind of people are they?

   Cultural car-alarmists.