First, let's have some agreement on terminology here. Shall we call the 2000th post P2K for "Post 2000" or M2K for "MOAB 2000"? I had been calling it M2K, but if P2K is more to everyone else's liking, that's fine. Or if everyone wants to call it something different I guess that's okay too. Actually, calling it "Shrimp with Lobster Sauce" or "The Third Law of Thermodynamics" is all right if that's what you really want to do. Nobody else would be able to understand what the fuck you're talking about but, hey, whatever floats your boat.

As for who actually makes the 2000th post, anybody but William Shatner or Gargoyle is fine with me.