The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #66271   Message #1098274
Posted By: GUEST,Cook the Books.
21-Jan-04 - 06:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: Urgently Needed! Recipe for Toast!
Subject: RE: BS: Urgently Needed! Recipe for Toast!
Open pack of instant mash.

Make as per instructions, i.e add boiling water and bash around a bit with a spoon/fork/coathanger.

Open tin of tuna.

Add second ingredient to first.Bash around as before.

Eat.

If you are having a Jamie Oliver moment, add tin of sweetcorn.(open it first).