It was 1991,
We set out to have some fun
I remember well, or so it seems today,
I was only forty-six
Still too young to cross the Styx
I was sure I'd get my kicks (if I drank enough) that day

But I woke up with my hands around the aspirin bottle
Drinking water like a desert on the double
Middle age is such a bitch! Drink a lottle
And you'll end up losing Monday for your trouble

(Repeat for the rest of the 90's in order).