EXERPT FROM POST: Date: 21 Jan 04 - 11:26 AM

As for who actually makes the 2000th post, anybody but William Shatner or Gargoyle is fine with me.

Well.....

Just hadda go an' do it anyway, din'tcha? Five billion friggin' people on the planet and who the hell gets the M2K post? William Friggin' Shatner!

I'm startin' t' git sorta angry here. Tell ya whut I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go round up the Simple-minded White Alabama Trailertrash boys (th' SWAT Team) an' we gonna make us a liddle road trip up t' wherever it is in Soviet Canuckstan this Shatner boy lives an' we gonna open up a large economy industrial size can of Whoopass on that sumbitch. Thar ain't no excuse fer goin' an' messin' up people's fun like that.

An', lissen up, Shat boy, don' go tryin' t' pull none of that phaser an' photon torpedo shit neither. That shit only works in them sorry-ass movies you an' that pointy-eared fucker useta make. This here's real life an' yore lookin at one pissed off southern boy. Ya hear?