I only suffer from three of the eight listed symptoms, so I do not believe I will qualify for the study. However, I am experiencing some symptoms not listed - neurotic tendencies concerning hamsters, sudden cravings for blood, and the inexplicable desire to throw myself at the feet of musicians with the initials C.H. - and I am wondering if you could kindly direct me to a program that could help my friends and family understand me better and cope with my disease.

Thank you in advance for your kind sympathy.