No, Amos! No! Do not go after either the North or South Decoder Rings! Horrible things lurk on your journey! Nasty, slimy things! Things that best go unknown, things that are best left under their rocks, things that neither mankind nor womankind were meant to know! Amongs the mountainous way to the North Decoder Ring lurks Danger like the Bozeman, the Pierre, the Wyo, not to mention the Sorcha of Torrington (a good sort, actually, but surrounded by The Corgis).

Oh, heck, if you really want to go, don't let me stop you. But, if you don't come back because The Worst Has Happened, can I have your baseball glove?