The Royal Forkers stand ready to move with the brave souls who have undertaken this perilous mission.
They are under the command of any MOABite who dares this quest.
I have instructed them in the evil of the Anti-Shatner & they are wroth!
Realizing that some of them may not return, they have asked for one wild night with the Royal Diancing Tarts; I have granted their request.
Please do not enter the territory of Mississippi on this night for I suspect much decadence & debauchery for the next 12 hours.
What the hell...everyone of you is welcomed!!

bwl, my lucky *Queen safekeeps the decoder ring for me. She is, even as I post, deciphering the code!

Kk