A man is sitting in his seat on an airplane as passengers continue boarding. He happens to notice an extremely attractive, exquisitely dressed, buxom female walk down the isle toward him, and low and behold she takes the seat next to him.

Scarcely able to control his excitement and nervousness, he decides to strike up a conversation with here.

''Business or pleasure?'' he asks.

She glances over at him non-chalantly and says ''Oh, business. I'm attending the annual nymphomaniacs convention in Chicago.''

The man swallows hard, and wipes his increasingly sweaty palms on his pants, and comments ''So what is YOUR role at this convention?''

She says, ''Well, I am one of several keynote speakers, and I will be debunking several common misconceptions about sexuality.''

''And what misconceptions are those?'' he asks.

''Well'' she says, ''the first is that a lot of people think the African American male is the most well-endowed when in actuality, it is the Native American Indian.

And another common misconception is that a lot of people think that Italian men are the best lovers when actually it is the Jewish male.'' She then stops suddenly, and blushes. ''This is really embarrassing. I shouldn't be telling you this. I don't even know your name!''

The man extends his hand and says ''Allow me to introduce myself. The name is Tonto. Tonto Goldstein!''