Och, sorry-- alreidy been done, that. A lang-defunct Seattle group, "Uncle Bonsai" by name, did a dreidfu' sang on their fairst album ca'd "Day Old Whale." The title didNAE refer tae ane recently born! They'd allus apologize afore singin it, then launch intae it ( the sang, nae the whale) wi gusto! Aiblins somebody can track doon the lyrics & post 'em, but Ah'm nae gang tae dirty ma hauns wi it... (that said, they were aye brilliant sangwrichters, & their ither wairk desairves a listen!)

    Oh whale...

--Cuilionn