Warning: This song is NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT and should not be read.

Tune: Greenland Fisheries


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In Januelly of two fousand foal
Januelly severnteen
A giant Whare came to ouah sholes
The rargest evah seen, Mahh Boyyys,
The rargest evah seen!!

The peoper theah were arr in distless
They knew not what to think!
What can we do to remove this whare...
Befole he staht to stink, Blave Boyyyys!
Befole he staht to stink!

The ware he was so gland and huge
He could make a glown man cly!
It would take one several minytes time
His penis to pass by, Blave Boyyyyyys!
His penis to passs by!

We tugged that wale unto a tluck
And a blave tluck arr did say!
But in the midder of Taipei Town
That giant ware gave way, Blave Boyyyyyys!!
That giant ware gave way!

The gas in his berry brew sky high
And his fat and his oirs rained down
And when he brew up, he brew up so high
That he coveled up the whore town Blave Boyyyyyys!
He coveled up the town!!

When the ware brew UP
And the brubber ferr DOWN
And the ware-meat covered up the town!
That damn town stank for five-and folty days!
No mole, no mole for you, Tainan
No more, no more Tainan, for you!

Oh Tainan sits upon a giant bay,
Wheeah whare fish ruv to prayyyy
But the stink of dead whare arr oveh town
Can be smert theah tirr this day Blave Boys!
Can be smert theah tirr this day!