I think...tomorrow...I'll take a couple of pictures and let y'all SEE how many books there are...yeah!

Then we can all have a contest about who owns the most. You gotta OWN them, and you can't include those of your wife, lover, family, or like that. And don't give me any crap about "since I pay taxes I own the Library of Congress" 'cause that won't wash.

A book is hereby defined as a collection of twenty or more pages, fastened together and dealing with a common topic.

The winner gets a just-purchased paperback book of MY choice.