Three surgeons at an international medical conference,boasting to one another.
The first,a surgeon from Poland says,"In Warsaw,we removed the kidneys from a baboon,transplanted them into a 36 year old man,& had him out looking for work within a month!"
"That's nothing"commented the French surgeon"In Paris,we removed the heart of a pig,transplanted it into a 40 year old man,& had him searching for work within two weeks!"
Finally,the surgeon from Texas speaks up,"Well boys,I'm afraid I gotcha beat".
"We took a jackass outa Texas,put 'im in Washington,& by the next day we had half the country out lookin' for work!"